The Disco Cats

Tag: Funny

  • The Doctor Is In! ๐Ÿš‘

    Hi guys and welcome back to the Disco Cats! Recently I bought the Hospital! Did you guys find the secret lab? I did! I ain’t telling you how, though. But if you go in don’t set off the burglar alarm or eat the little glowing thingies. HEED MY WARNING! ๐Ÿคข

    (One of them makes you fart confetti. It’s pretty gross.๐ŸŽŠ)

    Summer Is Here!

    Sorry I didn’t post this sooner! My school year ended on May 23. I’ll tell you more about the hospital after this break.

    I made some summer ice pops that I thought I should share with all my adoring fans-you! I’ll also have a new craft and recipe section to put the recipe in. But I also got braces but for a couple days they are pure pain and misery. Changing subject now.๐Ÿ™„

    They actually let me choose the colors! I picked purple. Yellow makes your teeth look dirty and green makes it look like there’s food in your teeth. So no to those colors. ๐Ÿคข
    I just took this with my digital camera.

    We are going camping with my family. My mom insisted there will be no bears.๐Ÿป A real one would look meaner than that emoji but there was no growling bear one. I sure do hope it dosen’t rain! And I promise to tell you guys all about it. And I’m also going to my grandparent’s yard sale this weekend.

    Just a random chicken.

    Crafts and recipes

    How to make Freez pops

    Make a healthy, delicious summer treat!  ๐ŸงŠ

    • Serves up to three people
    • The maximum amount is eight to ten. It depends on the size of the can.
    • Prep time: 10 minutes
    • Freezer time: 4 hours

    You’ll need:

    • 1 can of canned fruit
    • A spoon
    • An ice cube tray
    • Plastic wrap
    • Toothpicks
    1. Open the canned fruit. Drain the juice out of it into a bowl. (Or scoop directly out of the can.) 
    2. Rinse an ice cube tray. Make sure you do this well if the last flavor you made is an allergen to a person who you are serving them to!
    3. Spoon the fruit juice into as many sections of the ice cube tray as you can. Distribute evenly.
    4. If you are ready, cover the entire tray with plastic wrap.
    5. Put a toothpick into each section that is filled with juice.
    6. Carefully put the pops into the freezer for 4 or more hours.
    7. Check if they are ready every hour. If they seem frozen, carefully remove the plastic wrap. 
    8. Take out an ice pop and take a lick! Enjoy!

    Tip: Experiment with different flavors! So far Iโ€™ve had peach and pear.

    (I like pear best.)

    The Hospital

    Finally! So now I can tell you all about the hospital. ๐Ÿฅ Ok so don’t yell at me for this but I HAVE to tell you how to get the secret lab.

    So the first two buttons will be behind the tray robot and above the chair near the ambulance. The third one will be in the third locker behind the outfit. The next one will be behind the blue towels. The next one will be behind the yellow potted plant. Pull the lever and voila! Then just explore the lab.

    That lady who has red hair is Nurse Sally and if you do swallow a glowing thing you can cure it with a pill. Or at least that’s how Nurse Sally does it. โœจ

    A Word From Whiskers

    “WHEE-OOOO!”

    What was that?

    “My new toy ambulance.”

    Who got you a toy ambulance?!

    “My uncle… Barry…?”

    You used my money, didn’t you?

    “How did you guess?”

    GET BACK HERE!!!!

    “#runningformylife!

    I SAID COME BACK!!

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  • Happy May! ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ˜Ž

    Happy May! ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ˜Ž

    Happy May, you guys! I’m so excited for the spring and summer season, like the end of school and stuff. I have some new pics for all of you. I have a lot with pictures of animals and flowers.

    May Highlights

    So if you want to see my pictures, you can see these birds. I actually have a funny story about that.

    The birds we saw at the wildlife park

    So when we got there we could literally hear this honking sound coming from the distance but when we got there there were these crazy honking birds!!!

    โฌ… โฌ… โฌ…

    More geese and stuff

    I’m so excited to see all the flowers blooming everywhere. I just uploaded a TON of flower pics.๐ŸŒท I’ll show you all of them in the special spring gallery section. Oh and I went to New York!!!! I’m so excited to tell you about it!!! ๐Ÿ—ฝ

    #HerecometheGoaties ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฅฐ

    Vanilla

    Likes trotting around

    Carrots

    Likes shoving his head through the fence

    Cupcake

    Just plain crazy

    At the wildlife park I decided to make their three adorable baby goats famous through my blog. I even came up with names for each of them.

    Donkey pic!

    Toca Boca

    Oh my God…. so okay. It’s almost the end of my school year and my dad says I can get the Hospital! ๐Ÿฅ I’m so so glad I can finally get it!!! It’s four dollars,though. $$$$ Expensive! I think it’s all worth it, though. If you guys already bought it, what’s YOUR fave part? Don’t spoil it! I also bought the Wilderness camper van. It was good and I found a secret where a flying saucer ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ›ธ appears when you tap on the tan box with the avocado sticker and there will be a rock inside. Tap on that and voila!

    Check out my new post coming out May 22 and/or 23 for more hospital secrets. A new character, Nurse Sally, will be the star of the Toca section’s segment, “A day in the life of… A Nurse!” She will cure lots of patients. In my next post you should also check out Toca Hospital Stories: A Busy, Busy Day at the Hospital. byyyyeee!!!

    ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿฉบ๐Ÿ˜‰

    A Word From Whiskers

    “Hi guys.”

    Hi, whiskers.

    “WHEN IS SUMMER ALREADY?!?”

    In two days.

    “But that’s too long!”

    Cats don’t even go to school!

    “Good point.”

    And summer is hot and miserable!

    “No it isn’t!”

    YES IT IS!

    “Sigh…”

    “๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ….”

    Bye, Whiskers.

    ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

    ๐Ÿ˜ค

    “HEY!”

    ‘Bye.

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    (Sorry these all say, “Digital Camera”)

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  • Spring!!!๐Ÿ˜ป

    Hi guys!!! Sorry I didn’t get to you this February, I was too busy.

    Anyway, you can see some stuff I’ll be doing this March!! ๐Ÿ™‚

    March fun

    I know, you guys are SO excited for spring… which is like a couple months away from SUMMER VACATION!!!!!!๐Ÿ– But in April, we’re going to New York! I don’t know where exactly we are going to though.๐Ÿซค I am very excited for spring because I can show you guys my flower pictures (and my mom’s) and put them in the photo gallery. Yesterday I saw this weird yellow grass, and I don’t know what it was.

    Yellow grass I found in my backyard

    I also really like skunks. I have three skunk stuffies: Sprayel, Sammy, and Homog. Since I am weird, I named the last one Homog, and now I have a skunk who has a name like it came from star wars. I’ve also made up a holiday called Hebbal Toow, and it’s on March 22nd. It celebrates the beggining of spring. On the right you will see Sprayel:

    I also have a rubber chicken that my dad got me for my birthday. I named him Feathers, which is ironic because he hardly has any feathers. Like I said, I’m weird.

    Here is a photo of Feathers:

    Feathers the chicken

    There it is. I’ll try looking it up later. Maybe it’s grass, or a weird type of flower that somehow got buried underground and is, like, poking up through with its petals?!? I was playing outside yesterday and my mom was clearing leaves off the soil and we saw… this.

    My stuffed skunk Sprayel

    Skunks are cute because they just are, and it is NOT WEIRD THAT I LIKE SKUNKS. I’ve seen a skunk at the local wildlife park, the same place where I saw the turkey. (See my Thanksgiving post.) Would you adopt a pet skunk? I would but my mom hates animals and I think I might even be allergic. I do think it’s cruel that they de-stinkify skunks because it takes away their natural defence mechanism. ๐Ÿ™

    Toca Boca World

    On Toca Boca World, I have made my character that was in that outfit I posted a picture of in my first ever posts move to Neat Street apartment. She is nineteen years old and has her own house. She moved in with her bff named Luna. Also this cool new thing came out called character movements and obviously it makes the characters move. It is cool because it makes your characters be very dramatic. Like when they’re sad they will go “Oh Italiano!!!!!!!” at the top of their lungs and they will look like they are crying. Since the characters can talk now they can scream AND jump in terror. Also on the 11th this cool thing which is a pet adoption center is coming out. I’ll tag the next post#adoptioncenter!!!๐ŸŒญbecause I’m gonna buy it on Tuesday.

    That’s all for the Toca section.

    A Word From Whiskers

    Whiskers?

    “yeah?”

    AKOOOMKHJFHYJGYUTFYUT!

    “Whaaa?”

    It’s a new language! It means hello!

    “ok…?”

    “Here’s my new language:”

    “๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿ””

    Whaa?

    Ohhhhh. Ok

    ๐Ÿชฉ๐Ÿ˜บ

    “Disco cat?”

    uhuh.

    Did that mean ” I want a burger or I will scratch your curtains in 3,2,1?”

    “Yup”

    “3,2,1”

    SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH

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  • (Late) Happy New Year!

    Oh my gosh. I have so much to tell you. I think the Toca section will be pretty fun!

    Holidays in the real world

    Hi! Guess what I got for Christmas?! Eeeeee! It was a Bitzee interactive virtual pet! I have collected all 15 pets, including the unicorn! here is a picture of the case:

    Here is a fun thing I discovered, and it is TOO MUCH FUN!

    First of all, you need

    • 1 small container like the one in my photo
    • Alka- seltzer
    • Bubble juice
    • Water
    • And DO NOT EAT THIS!!!!!!!!

    First, pour the water into the container. Then, put in some bubble juice and add Alka- seltzer. Make sure it’s up to the top, then watch it erupt!

    I have always wanted this, well, since I saw it in a toy catalog. I also got three Squishmallows, two Barbie dolls, and a lot of other stuff. Also, today I will have a special section on funny stuff. Here it is:

    So there are these fun things you can do with your computer.

    1. Slurping a noodle emoticon :~
    2. ๐Ÿ”!!! This is just for fun. if u are hungry for a burger then do this.
    3. ๐Ÿฅ€What do you need a wilted flower emoji for?!?!
    4. (; smiley winky face {: creepy smile?!
    5. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ SCREAMING FACE!!!

    Toca boca

    So this new thing came out called the Sugar Pink essentials and I bought it in December. (I am a bit behind schedule:)

    It has a coffee machine and a cupcake machine so you can literally make fish cupcakes but I wouldn’t if I were you. Ew. So in January the Rooftop Garden apartment came out, and I bought it. It was worth it but they should’ve released in April because in April there is Earth day. Like, there are tin can pots and stuff like that. And the entire house is on the rooftop??? There is just one floor on the one house, so you think there will be an extra floor for the rooftop garden. Well there isn’t.๐Ÿคจ So I just had some complaints about it.

    A Word From Whiskers

    “Hi”

    You hungry???

    “๐Ÿ—!!!”

    What? :/

    “:~”

    You want a noodle and a chicken?

    “HUNGRYYYY!!!!!!!!!”

    Okay!!!!!!!!!!

    “๐Ÿฅ€”

    WHAT?

    Ugh.

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