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Happy Holidays🎄.｡*ﾟ+.*.｡ﾟ+
Hey Guys!!! It’s finally the: 🎶Holidayyyy seaassooonnn..🎶 Jokes aside, there will be a new Discocat joining us soon!!! And also, Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas

I love the holidays for many different reasons. One of them is the gift wrapping, which you guys already know about. If you don’t, click on this link: Gift Giving Tips For The Holidays🎄🎁.｡*ﾟ+.*.｡ﾟ

Anyways, I just love the overall vibe. This year, me and my mom are gonna make gingerbread cookies! And I love spending time with my family and friends. And of course getting gifts! In fact, I do this thing every year where I put sequins in an envelope with a note to Santa. Then, on Christmas Morning I see a trail of sequins that leads up the chimney. You guys should try it; it works! Oh, and here’s some pink poinsettias I got recently.

I’m pretty sure these were painted.

And I think you should also read the books How to Catch Santa and How to Talk to Santa. They are very good, but there is one problem: Both have controdicting information. One says that you shouldn’t try to catch Santa and the other says you SHOULD. And you can probably guess which one says that you should because it’s literally in the title. You know, Christmas is supposed to be full of cheer and all that jawn, but there is a scary side to it: Creepy mall Santas who are just random strangers in cheap costumes, and that lyric in the song, “Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town” that says he sees you when you’re sleeping… 👀🧑‍🎄 Have you ever seen a hyper-realistic Santa? I’ve never really. The only Santas I’ve seen were the ones on the fire truck and this one guy who visited my school once. He actually looked like some 30-some man. But otherwise Christmas is really cheery. Are you guys ready for the Toca section? Cause I am.

Midtown Apartaments

When I got the Megastar Mansion, I thought to myself: Nothing can get bigger than THIS. But now I see that I’ve been proven wrong, because the five floor Midtown Apartaments just came out. They were six dollars, but I can kinda see why because it was so darn huge. I think it’s worth it, though! I even built a cute dream apartament for my avatar!!!🦄🌈Here’s a pic of it:

And an exciting new feature that just launched is Weather. First, you tap on the sun (or moon) and there’s this little menu. And you can pick from rain, snow, or fog!!!! Since it’s the holidays, I have been using the snow function, though it makes the screen a really weird color, kinda like a filter. I sort of just get used to it. There are gifts dropping EVERY DAY in the Post Office, and most of them are either Midtown Apartaments themed or Christmas themed! Some even have an Addams Family vibe (cough cough dark dismal Xmas tree)to match the spooky apartment’s furniture. There are also some cute Christmas pajamas, gingerbread cookies, and a new cat. Ok speaking of cats, we’re doing an introduction section of the new Discocat instead of Craft! 😻🙀

#midtownapartments!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Fuzzy TheDiscocat 😾

Drumroll please…………….🥁🥁🥁WELCOME FUZZY THEDISCOCAT! Fuzzy is my stuffed cat who will be joining me and Whiskers and every month, you will see an adorable picture of her, either doing something cute, wearing something cute, or posing with another plushie. So here’s one from her! (You will also see a written paragraph from her under it.)

hey guys. owner made me wear this ugly sweater. spair yourself and look away now.

You guys should know some critical dangers if you ever have to live within the same perimeter as her though.
- She hates dogs and will fight any of em’.
- She makes loud noises when she’s hungry.
- She only likes tuna with ninety-three and a half grains of salt and a dash of a rare type of platinum truffles.
- And she sleeps in the most obnoxious places: On heads, bent on a shelf, on your plate sometimes, e.t.c.
- Oh, and she snores loudly.
- Oh, and also don’t ever put water within a five-mile radius of where she’s sleeping.
So whaddya say? Wanna be roommates with her?

#fuzzythediscocat😻

A Word From Whiskers

“Hey, I found Fuzzy Thediscocat in my bedroom.”

“WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH THAT😡????!!!!????”

Oh, sorry. You’re gonna be sharing with her for the rest of your mortal life😈.

“I HAVE A FEW PROBLEMS TO DISCUSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!”

“I just read her care instructions (see the thingy above) and I do not have PLATINUM TRUFFLES!💲”

Changing subject… Do you want anything for Christmas this year? 🎄

“YES, but I’m probably gonna get FLEAS with my luck!!!”

HHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh…..😤

(that was a sigh.)

Well I want some Squishmallows.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! 👋👋👋👋👋

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My cool apartamento

Poinsettas 4 the Vibe

Find the candy cane!

Mmm…

My second home on Toca’s a mansion.

#merryxmas🎄
December 20, 2025
3 Month Recap Post 🕟✧･ﾟ:* *:･
Heyy guys and welcome to my Recap post. Today I’ll tell you all about the stuff you missed in August, September, and October. So that means that the Toca Boca section might be pretty long…

Stuff You Missed

So I did go to the wildlife park once in September. I have some good pictures of that. Maybe I’ll include some in the Gallery. And also, MY BIRTHDAY🥳happened while you were gone!!! I got tons of cool stuff. Actually, soon I’ll start doing toy reviews, maybe for Squishmallows.

Here’s a list of all the stuff I got: A Snoopy Squishmallow, a Grogu IttyBitty, (I got 2 more of those) a Darth Vader, an R2-D2, and I also got a new Barbie with purple hair. But to go with it, I actually got Ken shoes, and since I don’t have any Kens, I had nothing to do with them. So I just put them on my fingers. Oh, and I also got some tatoo markers. They even came with stencils! As you know, I have a MASSIVE 💯 toy collection. As of last year I had this many:

And to think I got even MORE for my birthday this year!

So I also had monster cupcakes. They were AMAZING!!! You know what? I was looking for a recipe idea for the Recipe section! That would be perfect. Anyways, they had green icing and googly eye sprinkles (which were surprisingly soft) on chocolate cake. Yum! Anyway, enough about my birthday. (How dare I! ):<

Let’s talk about September. Ugh, back to school season.🎒Since it’s December, (already) I probably shouldn’t groan about it.. but… come on, let’s face it. Who dosen’t want to groan about school? Well, it was good to see all my friends again, but they did make us deal with long division, YES, LONG DIVISION. But Thanksgiving break was pretty fun! But enough about that, you already know about that.

Let’s talk about the fact that I went to Ocean City! 🐚While I was at the beach I accidentally touched a sand flea, one of those disgusting little things that live in the sand. But this one wasn’t that little. It was pretty big, and SLIMY.🤢But they actually are pretty interesting when you look at them. Also they dig into the sand as soon as you set them down in it, but they only like the wet sand near the coastline.

And as for August, not much happened. I did go to summer camp. And it WAS hot and miserable! Also my dad showed me this gross picture of a ketchup smoothie from Smoothie Q. (Seriously, dude. Really? Gross.) Anyways, now that you know all that jawn, let’s get to the Toca section.

Toca Stuff You Missed

So in August, they released the Sweet Pea Cottage. It was kind of grandma,🧓but I guess some people would call that “cottagecore” or something like that. TBH, I enjoyed it, but it wasn’t one of my favorite things I blew four bucks on. I recommend to you that you should probably think about it before you spend $4.00 on it. You can take the risk if you waaannttt….. (I wouldn’t recommend it.) It was kind of cutesy, but I loved the cool secrets, which is where you go to the end of the garden,💐then you tap a rock and it reveals a lever. Pull the lever, and it unlocks this green gate. I think you put these wooden statues on pedestals and then it makes these cool, new, like, fairy type things.

Then there’s the stuff that came in September. This is a big one, because… THEY MADE A FREE HOUSE!!!😃Finally, right??? It’s huge, and there’s a backyard with sprinklers, and this really loud mower. It’s really good for roleplays, try it out. I’m a little disappointed that the new cool house didn’t have some new cool furniture that comes with it. It did come with this cute new rug, and some aesthetic new curtains for fall.🍁It also had a new modern lamp, and like 3 new wallpapers. They also put a new furniture pack for fall, but I didn’t buy it. I like mix-and-matching my furniture from different packs for different seasons.

So many cute gifts, all for FREE!!!

In October they did another collaboration with Hello Kitty & Friends, and I didn’t buy that furniture pack, because it seemed pretty expensive,🤑but I might soon. AND there was a Style Pack!!! They also had a Hello Kitty gift event, and there were these adorable Hello Kitty stuffies, a Hello Kitty makeup kit,💄a Hello Kitty tote bag, a Hello Kitty calendar, and a cute creamy white cat bed. They also had this fall color changing aesthetic lamp. Oh, and some new silver shiny kitchen appliances. Toca really outdid themselves! In my December post I’ll share news about a brand new house, a new cool feature, and an exciting new collab…

How To Make Choco Monster Cupcakes

I used this yum recipe for my birthday treat. Trust me, it’s GOOD.😋🧁

You’ll Need: Let’s Get Bakin’!
1 ¾ cups all-purpose flour

½ cup unsweetened cocoa powder

2 teaspoons baking powder

¼ teaspoon baking soda

⅛ teaspoon salt

1 ½ cups white sugar

6 tablespoons butter, softened

2 large eggs

¾ teaspoon vanilla extract

1 cup milk
Preheat your oven to 360 degrees. Line a muffin pan with cupcake liners.

Spoon flour into a measuring cup and make even with a butterknife. Put flour, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, and salt into a large bowl.

Stir your sugar and butter together in another large bowl with an electric mixer until it’s light and fluffy.

Add eggs in one at a time, stirring it well after each addition. Mix in the vanilla. Add your flour mixture in two batches, alternating it with milk. Mix it only until no streaks of flour are left.
5. Spoon batter in the pre-ready muffin cups, filling each cup 1/2 full.

6. Bake in the preheated oven until a toothpick inserted into the centers will come out clean, 15 or 17 minutes. Remove them from the oven and let them cool in the pan for a couple minutes before you transfer them to a wire rack to cool entirely before serving or frosting.

How to frost:

So this is the easy part. All you need is some eyeball sprinkles, mini multicolor sprinkles, and green icing. (My fave part is licking the spreader.)
1. Frost the cupcake green.
2. Put eyes on it.
3. On the top, put mini sprinkles.
4. Lick the spreader. 🙂
A Word From Whiskers

“Hi people. What’d I miss?”

Yeah… you missed a LOT.

“OH NOOOO!!!!! MY LIFEEEE ISSSS AAAA LIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!” 😭

Changing subject: Did you know we’re welcoming the new Mystery Discocat segment?

“Um… No. You gotta tell me about that stuff.”

“😤”

Well what if I don’t got time???

“I dunno. You always have time.”

No I don’t. Do you know who our new Discocat is?

“No! Who? Or is it one of those cliffhangers… “

Yep, I aint telling you.😈😈MWAHAHAHA!!!!

“WELL I NEVER!!!!!!!!!”

“HISSSSSSSSS RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH GGGGRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!”😤

Ok, bye Discofanz. S-MRRRRPHHH!!!!!

“GRRRRAAARRRR”

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Mmmmmmmmm….

SO. MANY. GIFTS.

My new site icon!

Got so many toys for my bday

My Bitzee Pet

Do the donkey shimmy!

I saw these cuties a couple days ago

Bye Fanz! Don’t forget that a new Discocat will be joining us soon…

#Recap🕟

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December 10, 2025
July Fun! 🍔🇺🇲
Heyyy! I’m sooo excited for this month! And the Toca section might be pretty long… are you guys ready for some ultimate fun?

Welcome To the Megastar Mansion!

Heyy… did you guys buy the brand new Megastar Mansion? Well I did! I also bought the Neon Pixel 👾 furniture pack! It is HUGE! I have two living rooms. Oh, and give a warm welcome to the Discocat! (The character shown below.) She will resemble me and you will see her in all my next posts. I even made her look like me! Did any of you guys make yourself on Toca Boca?

My living room in the Megastar Mansion!

Also, there are several cool new Megastar-themed gifts you can find, like the Neon Pixel hoodie or the Sunny Vibes shirt. And there was also a 4th of July gift bonanza and they restocked the shelves with sooo many gifts from past years! Which gift was your favorite?

My new outfit! (In the bottom left corner is the Sunny Vibes outfit. I chose the Neon Pixel outfit.)

This is the outfit I chose for my character this morning. Since I was gonna buy the Neon Pixel pack, I collected all the Neon Pixel gifts from the Post Office this morning. Has your character tried all the tasty snacks? There’s spicy Cheesy Bop and mango chips. Yum! And do you remember Lily and Luna from my previous posts? Well I reset all of my houses, characters, and clothes for the summer! (see my next page.) Also, the Discocat will be the focus of a new group of fun Toca pages. In them I’ll show you secrets for every location. Stay tuned! (In my first one I’ll show you Watermelon Wave Club secrets.)

4th of July!

Heyy guys! I’m back for some more fun this July. As you can see above, I already told you about my latest purchase on Toca. Anyway, this year we’re having hamburgers for the 4th of July! We’re also having curly fries and soda. Last year the fireworks practically kept me up ALL NIGHT. 🎆😡 Why do they have to do that at TEN O’ CLOCK AT NIGHT?!? I mean, it’s fine on New Year’s because you’re already awake, but why do they have to do it while you’re asleep? Here’s my advice:

REMEDIES FOR LOUD FIREWORKS:
- Cover your ears with your pillow while sleeping.
- Buy a neck pillow and use it to cover your ears.
- Buy some earplugs.
- Sound-proof your bedroom.
Anyway, what’s your fave burger topping combo?

Mine is bacon, swiss cheese, lettuce, and tomato with a beef patty, all on a potato bun. Fries are a great option to have, but according to my rules, you MUST have soda with your cheeseburger.

My personal favorite soda is black cherry with ice cubes. Once I put some peach slices in my soda, too. It’s pretty good, actually.

My second favorite might be root beer, but it dosen’t seem to go very well with a 4th of July meal.

Recipe Time!

Today I’m gonna show you how to make strawberry popsicles.
What you’ll need:

4 ripe strawberries

1 bowl of sweetener

6 toothpicks

Plastic wrap

1 Ziploc bag

Ice cube tray
For the sweetener:
- 1 tsp honey
- 1 glass bowl
- 3 tbsps warm water
- Spoon
Let’s make this!
1. First, rinse the strawberries and cut off the tops.
2. Put them into the plastic bag. Smash them just a little tiny bit.
3. Combine 1 tsp of honey with 3 tbsps warm water. Mix well!
4. Pour into the plastic bag.
5. Mash well!
6. Pour into each cube of the ice cube tray.
7. Cover with plastic wrap and poke a toothpick into each cube.
8. Freeze for about 4 hours.
9. When ready, take an ice pop out.
10. Take a lick!
A Word From Whiskers

Hi!

HI!

Whiskers? Where are you?

“Oh, hey!”

Hi! Where were you?

“I just got us some sodas from that new fast food place. No fake burgers this time!”

GOOD.

>:(

“Here: 🥤🥤”

SLUUUURPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Why are you slurping? Didn’t anyone ever teach you table manners?”

GLUGLUGLUGLUGLUG

“That’s just as rude as slurping!”

RIBBIT

“Wait… I might’ve neglected to tell you that that was the potion shop, not the fast food place. So sorry.”

RIBWHAAAT? 🐸

>:( >:(

“#sorryiturnedyouintoafrog”

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July 2, 2025
Let’s Go Camping!🏕
Hi Fans! So glad you could read this. The other day I bought the Stable Grounds on Toca Boca! Oh, and we went camping last weekend!

Camping time!

Guess what? Last weekend we ate s’mores! And I’ve never slept outside before. Oh, by the way, did anyone happen to use #abearwilleatmytent🐻? Well that didn’t actually happen. Luckily, we weren’t just camping in the middle of the wilderness with wild grizzly bears carelessly roaming around. Because if I would have gotten eaten by a grizzly bear, I would have never gone camping ever again. LITERALLY.

Picture I took at the wildlife park.

Normally when we go camping it’s in a cabin with beds, but this was different because we had to sleep IN A TENT. I’d better zip up my tent all the way next time we go camping or the snakes will come in! #wishmeluck! My mom had to get a new tent and new sleeping bags. It was like we’re moving because we practically brought ALL OUR STUFF! I’m actually not sure if there’s any snakes, but it’s not like there was a python at the campsite.

In the Craft and Recipe section today I’ll show you how to make scented moisturizer with scented bubbles (🫐)and chalk powder/food coloring. Yesterday I wrote kind messages on rocks and hid them around the local park. I even put one in a tree! It’s all part of my club, the Kindness Club. Want to help the environment? Make sure you support an organization that helps golden lion tamarins!

Make sure to use this tag on your blog! #savetamarins🧡 Do it for me, DiscoFanz!

Stable Grounds Secrets

The other day I bought the Stable Grounds. There’s a secret Enchanted forest! But you’ll have to read more if you want me to tell you how to unlock it. (Spoiler alert: there’s a 🦄)

The final result!

So first, go to the Waterfall. Then try to find the red crow, the green frog, and then the squirrel. Notice the colored gems on their accesories? Match each color to the matching lily pad. The waterfall will stop flowing and there will be a gem. Tap on the gem and you will see it glow and then two fairies and a unicorn will appear!🧚🧚🦄 Then scroll throughout the woods and you will see other creatures, too!

Find all the magic Crumpets!

To find the sloth horse, go to the shop in the stable grounds. See the box with the candles? Move it and there will be a sloth horse in the compartment that you can ride! Also more to the left look in the hole in the big tree and there will be a Crumpet. In my next post I’ll show you how to find sloths all around the Toca Boca world. Like the sloth dinosaur and the sloth dog in the hospital and the sloth king costume. Oh, and to get the sloth crumpet give Zeke the disco ball thingy and the lettuce from Bop City. And you will get an adorable sloth crumpet. 😍

Craft & Recipe

Hi again, DiscoFanz! Wanna see my secret recipe for blueberry scented juice that you cannot drink? 🤐

You need:
- A sealable container
- Scented bubbles
- Colored chalk or food coloring
- A chalk grater, if using chalk
What to do:
Pour the scented bubbles into the sealable container.

Add coloring: Either pour in food coloring or grate in some chalk.

Close up the bottle and shake it vigorously.

Squeeze or pour some suds onto your hands and rub it in. Smell!

A Word From Whiskers

“Hiya! Do you like burgers?”

Yes I do!!! Gimme!!!

“🍔🍔🍔”

FAKER! THOSE ARE NOT REAL!!!!!!!

BLAAR! BLOORG!

“Geezopetes, why don’t you just order McDonald’s or something?”

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!! BLAARRG. BLOORG.

“Sorry DiscoFanz. This isn’t the most productive session. Do you guys want a burger?”

YOU ARE NOT GIVING THE DISCOFANZ FAKE BURGERS!!!!

“Geez. I’m gonna go get a cheeseburger. Bye!!!”
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June 26, 2025
Summer Is Here! 🌞
Hi fans! Summer🏖is (almost) here! Well, technically it’s not the season summer yet, but I have NO SCHOOL!

Summertime!

In my last post, my fans will remember this, I bought the Hospital on Toca Boca World. I also told you guys how to unlock the secret lab. And my favorite app in the world is Toca Boca, so since I love Toca Boca so much, I could do reviews for movies🎬and games. For example we watched the Garfield movie. It was insane. I could rate that one easily. I would probably rate it 3 stars.

A cherry tree.

In the Crafts section I’ll show you how to make Earth-friendly paper beads. I literally have an entire bowl of them! I got the idea from Kids vs. Plastic on National Geographic Kids. The video said to use clear nail polish to make them shine, but I only had glitter nail polish and my dad says it’s not good to be inhaling that stuff. So I had to use Scotch tape.

The other day we went to my grandparent’s yard sale. I actually got a porcelain skunk!🦨(And I got it for free because it was my grandmother’s.) It’s so cool! There is a mommy skunk with a chain around her neck and the chain goes down to two baby skunks. I also got two Egyptian amulets but they weren’t really from Egypt. I didn’t get them from an ancient tomb or anything.😌 I’ll show you a picture of my porcelain skunk:

My porcelain skunk.

She’s an antique because my grandmother said she had it when she was my age. I’m going to start a collection of antique items. Oops, gotta go brush my teeth. 🙄 See ya! (in a couple minutes.) Ok, I’m done! My mom is making some muffins. Maybe I’ll share the recipe for them in my next post. They have apples and cinnamon and I love them SO much! By the way, did you guys like my recipe for ice pops last time? Hope you did!

Toca Boca World

Hi guys! This morning I redecorated Neat Street Apartment. I also moved two new people into it. One of their names is Shannon and she is a model. And the other one’s name is Julia and she is a musician. They are best friends. Here’s a picture of them:

Shannon and Julia

Lily, from my Thanksgiving post, might get a new pet black cat from the Fluffy Friends Adoption center. If I get the My Room furniture pack, maybe I could make a spooky bedroom for her and her new kitten! It’s two dollars, though. But I do want it! By the way, did you guys see the new Portal feature? Cool, huh? And this morning I got a poster from the Post Office to put on that empty hook. It has palm trees on it! And one of my characters is gonna have a baby. I even decorated a nursery for her. Maybe I’ll buy the Little Paws day care for her too!

Craft & Recipe

I’m gonna show you how to make homemade paper beads today! I already have a full bowl of them.

What you need:
- An old magazine page
- Scissors
- Scotch tape
- Glue stick
- Pencil
To make:
1. Cut a magazine page into a bunch of skinny triangles.
2. Roll it around a pencil once.
3. Cover it with glue.
4. Roll it up all the way.
5. Take it off the pencil.
6. Roll Scotch tape around it.
7. String them together.
A Word From Whiskers

“Hey.”

WHAT?!?

“Whoa, whoa, no need to get cranky with me. But…”

BUT WHAT?

“There is a bear right outside your tent.”

Is he peeing on it?

“No.”

Is he smashing it?

“Not right now, at least.”

Then I’m gonna go back to sleep.

“ARE YOU CRAZY??? THE BEAR IS COMING CLOSER!!!!”

Selfie time!

CHA-KEE! (camera noise)

Let’s see… #abearwilleatmytent?

“NO WAY! I’M GETTING OUT OF HERE!”

🐻

“YAARG!”

Oh, and make sure to use #abearwilleatmytent on your blog! Tootles!

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June 18, 2025
The Doctor Is In! 🚑
Hi guys and welcome back to the Disco Cats! Recently I bought the Hospital! Did you guys find the secret lab? I did! I ain’t telling you how, though. But if you go in don’t set off the burglar alarm or eat the little glowing thingies. HEED MY WARNING! 🤢

(One of them makes you fart confetti. It’s pretty gross.🎊)

Summer Is Here!

Sorry I didn’t post this sooner! My school year ended on May 23. I’ll tell you more about the hospital after this break.

I made some summer ice pops that I thought I should share with all my adoring fans-you! I’ll also have a new craft and recipe section to put the recipe in. But I also got braces but for a couple days they are pure pain and misery. Changing subject now.🙄

They actually let me choose the colors! I picked purple. Yellow makes your teeth look dirty and green makes it look like there’s food in your teeth. So no to those colors. 🤢

I just took this with my digital camera.

We are going camping with my family. My mom insisted there will be no bears.🐻 A real one would look meaner than that emoji but there was no growling bear one. I sure do hope it dosen’t rain! And I promise to tell you guys all about it. And I’m also going to my grandparent’s yard sale this weekend.

Just a random chicken.

Crafts and recipes

How to make Freez pops

Make a healthy, delicious summer treat! 🧊
- Serves up to three people
- The maximum amount is eight to ten. It depends on the size of the can.
- Prep time: 10 minutes
- Freezer time: 4 hours
You’ll need:
- 1 can of canned fruit
- A spoon
- An ice cube tray
- Plastic wrap
- Toothpicks
1. Open the canned fruit. Drain the juice out of it into a bowl. (Or scoop directly out of the can.)
2. Rinse an ice cube tray. Make sure you do this well if the last flavor you made is an allergen to a person who you are serving them to!
3. Spoon the fruit juice into as many sections of the ice cube tray as you can. Distribute evenly.
4. If you are ready, cover the entire tray with plastic wrap.
5. Put a toothpick into each section that is filled with juice.
6. Carefully put the pops into the freezer for 4 or more hours.
7. Check if they are ready every hour. If they seem frozen, carefully remove the plastic wrap.
8. Take out an ice pop and take a lick! Enjoy!
Tip: Experiment with different flavors! So far I’ve had peach and pear.

(I like pear best.)

The Hospital

Finally! So now I can tell you all about the hospital. 🏥 Ok so don’t yell at me for this but I HAVE to tell you how to get the secret lab.

So the first two buttons will be behind the tray robot and above the chair near the ambulance. The third one will be in the third locker behind the outfit. The next one will be behind the blue towels. The next one will be behind the yellow potted plant. Pull the lever and voila! Then just explore the lab.

That lady who has red hair is Nurse Sally and if you do swallow a glowing thing you can cure it with a pill. Or at least that’s how Nurse Sally does it. ✨

A Word From Whiskers

“WHEE-OOOO!”

What was that?

“My new toy ambulance.”

Who got you a toy ambulance?!

“My uncle… Barry…?”

You used my money, didn’t you?

“How did you guess?”

GET BACK HERE!!!!

“#runningformylife!

I SAID COME BACK!!

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June 6, 2025
Happy May! 💐 😎

Happy May, you guys! I’m so excited for the spring and summer season, like the end of school and stuff. I have some new pics for all of you. I have a lot with pictures of animals and flowers.

May Highlights

So if you want to see my pictures, you can see these birds. I actually have a funny story about that.

The birds we saw at the wildlife park

So when we got there we could literally hear this honking sound coming from the distance but when we got there there were these crazy honking birds!!!

⬅ ⬅ ⬅

More geese and stuff

I’m so excited to see all the flowers blooming everywhere. I just uploaded a TON of flower pics.🌷 I’ll show you all of them in the special spring gallery section. Oh and I went to New York!!!! I’m so excited to tell you about it!!! 🗽

#HerecometheGoaties 🐐 🥰

Vanilla

Likes trotting around

Carrots

Likes shoving his head through the fence

Cupcake

Just plain crazy

At the wildlife park I decided to make their three adorable baby goats famous through my blog. I even came up with names for each of them.

Donkey pic!

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Oh my God…. so okay. It’s almost the end of my school year and my dad says I can get the Hospital! 🏥 I’m so so glad I can finally get it!!! It’s four dollars,though. $$$$ Expensive! I think it’s all worth it, though. If you guys already bought it, what’s YOUR fave part? Don’t spoil it! I also bought the Wilderness camper van. It was good and I found a secret where a flying saucer 👽🛸 appears when you tap on the tan box with the avocado sticker and there will be a rock inside. Tap on that and voila!

Check out my new post coming out May 22 and/or 23 for more hospital secrets. A new character, Nurse Sally, will be the star of the Toca section’s segment, “A day in the life of… A Nurse!” She will cure lots of patients. In my next post you should also check out Toca Hospital Stories: A Busy, Busy Day at the Hospital. byyyyeee!!!

🤒🩺😉

A Word From Whiskers

“Hi guys.”

Hi, whiskers.

“WHEN IS SUMMER ALREADY?!?”

In two days.

“But that’s too long!”

Cats don’t even go to school!

“Good point.”

And summer is hot and miserable!

“No it isn’t!”

YES IT IS!

“Sigh…”

“😮‍💨….”

Bye, Whiskers.

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

😤

“HEY!”

‘Bye.

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(Sorry these all say, “Digital Camera”)

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May 21, 2025
Spring!!!😻

Hi guys!!! Sorry I didn’t get to you this February, I was too busy.

Anyway, you can see some stuff I’ll be doing this March!! 🙂

March fun

I know, you guys are SO excited for spring… which is like a couple months away from SUMMER VACATION!!!!!!🏖 But in April, we’re going to New York! I don’t know where exactly we are going to though.🫤 I am very excited for spring because I can show you guys my flower pictures (and my mom’s) and put them in the photo gallery. Yesterday I saw this weird yellow grass, and I don’t know what it was.

Yellow grass I found in my backyard

I also really like skunks. I have three skunk stuffies: Sprayel, Sammy, and Homog. Since I am weird, I named the last one Homog, and now I have a skunk who has a name like it came from star wars. I’ve also made up a holiday called Hebbal Toow, and it’s on March 22nd. It celebrates the beggining of spring. On the right you will see Sprayel:

I also have a rubber chicken that my dad got me for my birthday. I named him Feathers, which is ironic because he hardly has any feathers. Like I said, I’m weird.

Here is a photo of Feathers:

Feathers the chicken

There it is. I’ll try looking it up later. Maybe it’s grass, or a weird type of flower that somehow got buried underground and is, like, poking up through with its petals?!? I was playing outside yesterday and my mom was clearing leaves off the soil and we saw… this.

My stuffed skunk Sprayel

Skunks are cute because they just are, and it is NOT WEIRD THAT I LIKE SKUNKS. I’ve seen a skunk at the local wildlife park, the same place where I saw the turkey. (See my Thanksgiving post.) Would you adopt a pet skunk? I would but my mom hates animals and I think I might even be allergic. I do think it’s cruel that they de-stinkify skunks because it takes away their natural defence mechanism. 🙁

Toca Boca World

On Toca Boca World, I have made my character that was in that outfit I posted a picture of in my first ever posts move to Neat Street apartment. She is nineteen years old and has her own house. She moved in with her bff named Luna. Also this cool new thing came out called character movements and obviously it makes the characters move. It is cool because it makes your characters be very dramatic. Like when they’re sad they will go “Oh Italiano!!!!!!!” at the top of their lungs and they will look like they are crying. Since the characters can talk now they can scream AND jump in terror. Also on the 11th this cool thing which is a pet adoption center is coming out. I’ll tag the next post#adoptioncenter!!!🌭because I’m gonna buy it on Tuesday.

That’s all for the Toca section.

A Word From Whiskers

Whiskers?

“yeah?”

AKOOOMKHJFHYJGYUTFYUT!

“Whaaa?”

It’s a new language! It means hello!

“ok…?”

“Here’s my new language:”

“😾🍔”

Whaa?

Ohhhhh. Ok

🪩😺

“Disco cat?”

uhuh.

Did that mean ” I want a burger or I will scratch your curtains in 3,2,1?”

“Yup”

“3,2,1”

SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH

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March 9, 2025
(Late) Happy New Year!
Oh my gosh. I have so much to tell you. I think the Toca section will be pretty fun!

Holidays in the real world

Hi! Guess what I got for Christmas?! Eeeeee! It was a Bitzee interactive virtual pet! I have collected all 15 pets, including the unicorn! here is a picture of the case:
Here is a fun thing I discovered, and it is TOO MUCH FUN!

First of all, you need

1 small container like the one in my photo

Alka- seltzer

Bubble juice

Water

And DO NOT EAT THIS!!!!!!!!

First, pour the water into the container. Then, put in some bubble juice and add Alka- seltzer. Make sure it’s up to the top, then watch it erupt!
I have always wanted this, well, since I saw it in a toy catalog. I also got three Squishmallows, two Barbie dolls, and a lot of other stuff. Also, today I will have a special section on funny stuff. Here it is:

So there are these fun things you can do with your computer.

Slurping a noodle emoticon :~

🍔!!! This is just for fun. if u are hungry for a burger then do this.

🥀What do you need a wilted flower emoji for?!?!

(; smiley winky face {: creepy smile?!

😮 SCREAMING FACE!!!
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So this new thing came out called the Sugar Pink essentials and I bought it in December. (I am a bit behind schedule:)

It has a coffee machine and a cupcake machine so you can literally make fish cupcakes but I wouldn’t if I were you. Ew. So in January the Rooftop Garden apartment came out, and I bought it. It was worth it but they should’ve released in April because in April there is Earth day. Like, there are tin can pots and stuff like that. And the entire house is on the rooftop??? There is just one floor on the one house, so you think there will be an extra floor for the rooftop garden. Well there isn’t.🤨 So I just had some complaints about it.

A Word From Whiskers

“Hi”

You hungry???

“🍗!!!”

What? :/

“:~”

You want a noodle and a chicken?

“HUNGRYYYY!!!!!!!!!”

Okay!!!!!!!!!!

“🥀”

WHAT?

Ugh.

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February 3, 2025