Heyy Kitties!!! ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ I saw Coyote vs. Acme in the theater, and it was really funny, so I decided to give it a good review on my blog! From tasty movie snacks to funny movie moments, I’m gonna give you guys a full review of my theater experience. Let’s go!!
First of all, as soon as we got out of the hot car and into the nice, cold movie theater, we headed to get out tickets.🎟 My mom got us seats near the back so we could see the screen really well!
Next, we got some Icee shakes from concessions, and I got myself a cup that was REALLY BIG!!! (There was only one size.) I wanted blue raspberry, but it was still being made, just like the last time we went to the movies!!! What can a girl do to get a blue raspberry Icee around here??? 🙄😫
So of courssseeee I had to get cherry again. I’m not complaining, it was really good. A bit watery at the bottom though… 🍒
When we found our seats, I realized there were NO seat warmers and NO reclining seats, which annoyed me a bit, and they were also kind of… damp and sticky??? Ewwww! 🤢
So the seat situation wasn’t great. But we did see the following trailers (that I remember, there were a LOT):
- A trailer for a movie about Hershey’s chocolate??? Uh… okayyy…. not really something I would watch 🍫
- A trailer for a Disney movie called Hexed about a girl with purple hair who’s a witch. I’m definitely watching that when it comes out!!! 🪄💜
- A trailer for Wildwood, a movie from the creators of Coraline, which I’m pretty sure scarred me for life when I was seven. 🫣 It seems cool though!
There were definitely WAY more than that, I can’t really remember them all.🍄
Once the actual movie started, I had nearly finished my slushie!!! So that just tells you how long the commercials and trailers at the beggining were.😵💫
The movie was really great!!! I love how the coyote has a “limited number of signs.” I was literally laughing in the first five minutes of the movie. And just like the weird horse guy in Zootopia 2, there’s a cringey evil chicken!!! Seriously, I hate him. I was hoping they would, you know, actually eat him at the end. My friends who’ve already seen it will know what I’m talking about it! 😉
So yeah, if you like funny, but also somewhat serious and heartwarming, then make sure you go see Coyote vs. Acme in the theaters while you still can! I’d give it 4/5 Hearts for my rating.⭐
Guys, they were going to delete this movie, even though thousands of people worked really hard to make it!!! Let’s show these billionaires that people really do like this movie by going to see it! 😘
A Word From Whiskers
Hey, Whisk! You wanna go see Coyote Vs. Acme?🍿
“First, never call me that again.”
just tryin’ it out…🤪
“Second, what’s a acme coyote whachamahoozie?”😵💫
It’s a new movie!😃
“What’s it about? I’m picky about movies…”🤔
A coyote who dosen’t talk.😄
“Sounds dull. The main character dosen’t talk?”🥱
And a lawyer…⚖
“BORINGGGGGGG. A movie about lawyers?”🥱🥱🥱
And a-
“You’re losing me.”😑
Hey, I didn’t even finish my sentence!
ANYway, the coyote wants to eat a roadrunner.🐦
“Ooh! Okay….”🍖💭
And things blow up and people get comically injured.💥
“Okay, you got me. How much are the tickets?”😜
Anyways guys, that’s about it for today’s post!!! I hope you all go watch Coyote Vs. Acme soon before they take it out of theaters. And go get yourself a slushie!!! My next post will be a new Needoh unboxing, so stay tuned for that. But until then, byeeee friends!
😘✨