Heyy Kitties!!! ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ Today Sprayel has asked me to make another post featuring him, and this time, he wants to rate my snacks!!! I thought that was a pretty darned good idea, so here we are. From cheesy Doritos to stinky garlic pretzels, Sprayel sure isn’t holding back!!!🔥
So yeah, I’ll now hand my keyboard to Sprayel, who’s being very… grabby!🦨😖
Hello my loyal fans!!! It is I, Sprayel Stinkerson here to rate (he means roast) Disco Cat’s nasty snacks. And I’m not going to go easy on them!!!😤
🦨= Stinky Sprays®
- Cheetos– 6/10 I do like the taste, but too crunchy for my little teeth! 😥
- Garlic Pretzels– 10/10!!! The flavor fits my aesthetic perfectly. Flawless! 🥨
- Doritos– 4/10 Meh. Good but it’s literally a tortilla chip covered in cheese. Next!
- Goldfish– 3/10 Really? The only fish I eat is caviar. My elite taste is insulted! 🙄
- Cheez-Its– 7/10 Super good, but loses points for not selling a garlic flavor. 🧅
- An Apple– 0/10. Why is this even on the list? Are you trying to prevent me from getting more gold teeth? Blech. 🤮
In all, I’d say your taste is definitley… interesting. Excuse me, I’m going to go cleanse my pallete with some fresh caviar. See ya!🐟
So yeah, that’s it for Sprayel’s ratings. Do you guys think his ratings were reasonable, or was he completely out of his mind?😜
I’d say he’s out of his mind. I mean, I did put the apple on the list just to test him. But don’t tell him that!!! If he asks, you didn’t hear it from me. Seriously, you guys won’t tell, right? 🤫🧐
A Word From Whiskers
“Hey, where’s Sprayel!?”
Oh, why do you ask?😁
“IT’S ABOUT THE SNACK RATINGS.”🥨😡
Oh no, I’ve been getting these complaints all week…
“SPRAYEL RATED MY FAVORITE SNACK 3/10!!!”😡
Apples? Oh, you really have changed!🥹🍎
“No, doofus, Goldfish!!!”🙄
wait wut. 😑
“I’M A CAT? IT’S FISH?!?”🐟
“Anyway, where is he? I’m going to scratch him sooo much…”💢
Oh, he’s over there eating caviar-😅
“CAVIAR??? Ok, this changes things. Oh Sprayellll!!! Best friendddd!!! 😊”
Sigh. ☹
So yeah, that’s about it for today’s post! Hope you guys enjoyed Sprayel’s questionable snack ratings, and make sure to stay tuned for my next post! But until then, byeeee friends!!!
😘✨